"w is not a vowel"
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

narcotic:

i do not care about highschool or getting involved or making memories i want to pass my classes and get the fuck out

vicious-desperation:

bepeu:

no one has a crush on me. i am too strong to be crushed

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remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

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snoia:

u kno when u hav many thing to do so u lay on the floor for long time

editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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elegancea:

Sometimes, the best way to not get your heart broken is to act like you don’t have one. 

toxicist:

svdistikcs:

microsoft69:

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