1. who needs friends when you have followers that don’t speak to you

    (Source: templ3, via cosminacostea)

  2. girlwithdeathmask:

    Me: *ignores boy*
    Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
    Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍

    (via seedy)

  3. (via h-emoglobin)

  4. splders:

    *eats 4 slices of pizza*

    im so full

    *eats another 4 slices of pizza*

    (Source: splders, via seedy)


    whenever my dad makes pancakes he always makes a tiny baby one for our dog

    (via swirlockholmes)

  5. neighborsmovie:

    Never tell a frat guy that you don’t like Skrillex.

  6. hippiesispunkz:


    JULY 24, 2014

    (via hippiesispunkz)

  7. jacobshutup:

    u can tell im real because if i was gonna catfish id use someone hot

    (via humorking)